How to Survive Repo Live
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Colonial Theatre
Sacramento CA
December 11, 2010
8:00pm


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1. Repo! Live is rated R for language, live violence and nudity. Children under 17 should be accompanied by a parent or guardian.
   
   
2. Guests seated in the front rows may experience a Spray Zone. All substances are washable, however please keep this in mind while choosing your seats.
   
   
3. If by any chance, in the throes of passion for murder, a prop is thrown in your direction... Duck. Then please return it to a Sweets employee upon exiting the theatre.
   
   
4. Don’t be afraid to shout callbacks from the Official Ambers Sweets Callback List, found below.
   
   
5. Please do not touch any of the actors unless they touch you first. If you do not want to be interacted with, bled upon or otherwise violated, please remember this while choosing your seats. Harassing actors during the show will be understood as your full consent for my brother, Luigi, to track you down and repossess your liver.
   
   
6. Our actors take their roles seriously. We recommend that you keep your face attached and your pants buckled at all times.
   
   
7. Pavi will be accepting all sexual favors and gifts of panties in the dungeon under the theatre after the show.
   
   
8. Costumes are encouraged. If you find that you have any extra faces lying around, feel free to bring them.
   
   
9. Please stay clear of the aisles for your safety as well as our actors.
   
   
10. We understand your enthusiasm for partaking in black market Zydrate, but please, no throwing glowsticks at Actors, audience, members, or stage ninjas. Amber herself will find you, and while you might not think she's that scary- I have it on good authority she was the basis of that movie "Teeth."
    
    
11. Flash photography is not permitted at any time during the performance. Our actor's do not need to be having seizure's as none of us are trained medical professionals. Please leave the flashing to Single Mom.
    
    
12. Be courteous to the people around you and refrain from invading the actor's personal space. We will not be returning the favor.

Basic Guidelines:
Anytime an animated storyboard appears, yell "STORY TIME!!!!!" before proceeding to read out loud all captions during the sequence.

GENETIC REPOMAN

• As first Victim appears onscreen- "RUN, FORREST, RUN!"
  
  CRUCIFIXUS
  
• As camera pans out over island: "I FOUND THE BUDGET!!!"
  
• As camera reaches highest point at floating billboard: Put hands up in the air, as camera tilts downwards, shout" WHEEEEEE!!!!!" until fire consumes you.
  
• Rotti: "What is this?" "PORN!"
  
• Doctor: "I’m afraid it’s terminal" "WHY IS IT NEVER LUPUS?!"
  
• As Rotti flips through transparencies: "I CAN’T READ THESE!"
  
  THINGS YOU SEE IN A GRAVEYARD
  
• Before Rotti sings in the elevator: "Hey Rotti, what did you have for breakfast? Rotti: "Maggots." "Lunch?" "Vermin."
  
  21st CENTURY CURE
  
• As Shilo opens book: "HOOKED ON PHONIX WORKED FOR ME!"
  
• Shilo: "This will be quick" "THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID!"
  
• Graverobber: "and its my job, to steal and rob" "GRAAAAAAAVES!"
  
• As Graverobber uses body to break down wall: "Now THAT’S using your head!!!"
  
• Graverobber: "And what if you could have, genetic perfection?" "GOT IT!"
  
  A REPOMANS DAUGHTER
  
• As Shilo awakes, bald: "IT’S BRITNEY, BITCH!"
  
• Nathan: "I will stop at nothing to keep you safe!" "You let Buffy die twice!"
  
• Shilo: "I’ll take my meds dad, don’t you worry." Over lapping Nathan’s line: "Come here let me fix your wig!"
  
  INFECTED
  
• Shilo: "I’m..... infected." "Swine Flu!"
  
• Shilo: "I’m infected!" "The HIV!"
  
• Shilo: "Mother can you hear me?" "NO!"
  
• Shilo: ‘Thanks for the disease!" "You’re welcome!"
  
• As Shilo is on the balcony: "JUMP!!!!!!!!!"
  
  ANIMATED SEQUENCE- SEE ABOVE
  
  LEGAL ASSASIN
  
• "Where did our daughter go?" "To Anchorage!"
  
• Nathan: "Years role by without you, Marni." "How many?!"
  
• Nathan: "Seventeen have come and gone. I raised our Shilo with the best intentions." "FAIL!"
  
• Nathan: "Nothing can bring you back!" "Willow can!"
  
• When Nathan opens secret door behind fireplace: "As I descend into the batcave..."
  
  MARK IT UP
  
• Sing along to GeneCo jingle.
  
  SHILO’S BEDROOM
  
• As Rotti’s head appears: "This watch gives great head!" or "Oh no! Spy Kids 4 in 3D!"
  
  ANIMATED SEQUENCE- SEE ABOVE
  
  LIMO RIDE
  
• Rotti "And I could use, someone like you, the poster child of progress!!!!" "I’m two feet away, asshole!"
  
• Rotti: "A function awaits. Will you be my date?" "PERV!"
  
• Shilo: "I must leave. My dad would worry." "What would a rapist say?" Rotti: "Who says that dad needs to know everything?"
  
  THANKLESS JOB
  
• Use kazzoo’s on "Like a Mop! And a Broom!"
  
  SANIATRIUM SQUARE/HARASS MAG
  
• Rotti: ‘That’s enough! Children off!" "We represent, the lollipop guild!"
  
  ANIMATED SEQUENCE
  
• Instead of "Two friends, Mag and Marni" "Two LOVERS, Mag and Marni."
  
  RIBBON CUTTING
  
• Rotti: "Technically you belong to GeneCo." "Asshole!"
  
• As Rotti hands Mag scissors "STAB HIM!"
  
• Shilo: "How am I going to find my way home?" "MapQuest!"
  
  ANIMATED SEQUENCE- SEE ABOVE
  
  ZYDRATE ANATOMY
  
• Z Addict: "I had my first surgery when I was 13." "I used to be a man!"
  
• Graverobber "Zydrate comes in a little glass vial." All raise glowsticks and use as deemed appropriate
  
  WALLACE HOUSE
  
• As Nathan reappears from behind fireplace "As I return from the batcave...."
  
  NIGHT SURGEON
  Rotti: "Will they live?" All: "DOUBTFUL!"
  
• Rotti: "He wants out, then I will take him out!" "On a date!"
  
  CHASE THE MORNING
  
• Mag: "Shilo? Is your name shilo?" "NO!"
  
• "Can you come down please?" "NO!"
  
• "So we can speak?" "NO!"
  
• As Mags eyes first project holographic image "ARM ZE LAZERS!!!!"
  
  EVERYONES A COMPOSER
  
• Mag: "How are you, Nathan?" "MMMBUSSEH." In low, angry gravely voice
  
• Nathan: "What chance has a seventeen year old girl?" "Ask Buffy!"
  
  SEVENTEEN
  
  HAPPINESS IS NOT A WARM SCALPEL
  
• Amber: "I will never sing again." "Thank God!"
  
• Amber: "I look like a crime scene, Dad." "Call Grissom!"
  
• As Rotti grabs Amber and turns her around, various screams of horror and retching
  
• Amber: "Are you okay Daddy?" "I’ll be fine if you stop looking at me!"
  
  GOLD
  
  AT THE OPERA TONIGHT
  
• As Nathan discovers Shilo missing from her bed
      "Gollum!"
      "Tonight we are betrayed"
      "Smeagol!"
      "Keep Shilo safe."
      "Gollum!"
      "Make Rotti pay."
      "Smeagol!"
      "On Marni's grave!"
      "Gollum!"
      "At the Opera Tonight..."
  
  BLOODBATH
  
  WE STARTED THIS OPERA SHIT
  
• At end of song: "Everybody! Everybody make your genetics your bitch! TESTIFY!"
  
  INTERROGATION ROOM CHALLENGE
  
  BLAME NOT MY CHEEKS
  
• Ambers face falls off: "THAT’S HOT!"
  
  CHROMAGGIA
  Mag: "Come take these eyes." "What did you think of New Moon?!" Mag: "I would rather be blind."
  
  LET THE MONSTER RISE
  
• Nathan: "AND LET THE MONSTER RISE!" "Giles Angry. GILES SMASH!!"
  
  OPERA STAGE
  
• Rotti: "Bring it on, your cheap imposter!" Nathan is tasered. "POLICE BRUTALITY!"
  
• Shilo: "Someone Tell me what is going on!" All chant with crowd "TELL HER!! TELL HER!"
  
• As Shilo awakes in pool of blood "I love making blood angels!"
  
• As Rotti falls "TIMMMMMMMMBERRRRRRRRRR!!!!"
  
  I DIDIN’T KNOW I’D LOVE YOU SO MUCH
  
• Nathan: "Some times I’d stay up all night" "Masturbating!"
  
• Immediately after Nathan dies: "He’s still warm!"
  
  GENETIC EMANCIPATION
  
  EPILOGUE